Getting The Jump

Get The Jump 

The other guy has nothing on me. Now by that you're wondering "what the..." and probably with good reason. You see, I've been around since old candy now was new back in the day. And sodas, comic books, magazines, movies... you name it! So I'm thinking by that someone contemporary has to be the barometer of whats to come. Maybe I'm misguided, perhaps I'll have a point or the next person here but either way? Its food for thought. And that food for thought is something you won't see anywhere else. Thats getting the jump. 

The Premise of Getting Your Attention 

You see, we're not about destroying the competition. Entirely. Our crew here, and there shall be many contributors, like to be that shot in the arm others are looking for. We're like the guy, and gal, that first thought of selling cartoons to kids. We don't tell you what isn't good for you here. If anything, what we tear down is the sentiment that good never triumphs over evil. Here in our real world, the singing duo always gets what they want because its actually for sale. 

Why We Differ 

What you won't find here is any sanctimony. We're not in the business of seeming legit for the sake of argument in regards to momentarily marginalizing for two weeks out and thats it. If it was initially cool on MTV in the 80's or developed a following on home video then really its never stopped having cult or blockbuster status. The same goes for candy bar collectors, guys that trade action figures at comic book conventions... those are all our bread and butter milieu. We'd haggle with a parody musician or neurotic comedian over the price of an old soda bottle until we're sweatily in each others faces arguing like two old school wrestlers cutting a promo. 

How You Should Care 

Consider this your one-stop shop for being in for a treat. We don't just entertain. We'll feed you, clothe you perhaps, offer suggestions on new fragrances and give our reviews on new things to read or go see. When you get the jump you don't just have leads. We want to be the whole experience. The whole shebang of knowing whats out there anywhere. You'll come back craving more. We go out of our way in seeming over our heads to take you over the top. The whole idea is you know to take nothing for granted because someone else cares too. Want to walk in from the cold somewhere? Step right in and stay awhile. We're all just making our own fun.  


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